Monday, February 27, 2017

MINIMIE Chinchin Comedy Night

This message goes to all comedians in Covenant University.
 Looking for an opportunity to market yourself and showcase your talent with the opportunity of winning some cash...Well here is the opportunity live at the University featuring WOLI AROLE AND KENNY BLACK. Don't miss it for anything in the world..
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Friday, February 24, 2017

Amebo Friday 24th February 2017


 100LEVEL GIST ALL THE WAY!!!!


Like seriously, these Kids just got into school Not long ago and they are already DOING THINGZZ, Yeahh you heard me right...So the first for today...


JESSIE  AWAZIE A.K.A BORROW PRINCESS 


The popular Jesse,  yes the one that was on our Freshers List. It was brought to us by our Sources that this girl can borrow everything, she can even borrow your Locker, like damn girl, she borrows too much and most certainly don't return...so the next time you see her, You know what to do!!.
                                                   

    BROTHERS SCANDAL
IG @chizzymusic

IG @thestonerbadman




















Two brothers on top of their game, yes rumours has it that @chizzymusic gave the beautiful  @dolly_starr a very crazy as we hear vals package,  this action has caused trouble...  Yes meanwhile our brother chizzy has a babe  ooo @nakupenda.
  On  another wonderful day, @dolly_starr and her girl friends  approached  @nakupenda because of @chizzymusic .....What girls do sha...so interesting all other more stories on these we sure would feed you.


YES   His twin brother @thestonerbadman left school for a party, the popular party we heard went viral  round universities Anyway, he left school for this party and cheated on his girlfriend @amma_tola and guess what!!!!...there was a video of him ....doing it with this girl..
So now, when @amma_tola found out, she broke up with him....so SWEET RIGHT?
Not just breaking up but she posted the video she got on her story then she captioned BEST FRIEND GOALS.


    CAFE 1 GIST!!!!!




















So the other day, we went to CAFE  1 to buy food.. rice specifically,  since its the only thing available admist swallow...And guess what was inside????
       A COCKROACH!!!!!!!
Yes  cockroach  just please be careful of what you buy. 





MORE GISTS COMING 
YOU CAN DM US IF YOU HAVE GIST FOR US
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Friday, February 17, 2017

AMEBO FRIDAY MAD!!!!! GIST

From Tom Boy to Straight Lady


 

From the Department of Building Technology, Erewa Naomi who is currently in 500 level was a well known , thick ass Tomboy who has a really mad vibe for girls!!! in time past...until recently she start acting like a girl ( you know what i mean), she now does make-up, fixes hair all that girlie stuff, From a main source we were told that one Mrs Fashina apparently threatened her that if she doesn't dresses and act like a normal girl, she wont let her Graduate

 

Health Center Maga



 

Few days ago, a girl got raped in Health center , yes you heard right, she got raped...so sad and when she told her friends, they took the case to MSS and they started Investigating, later on they came to a conclusion that she was lieing ,that it was a consensual sex, saying she agreed to it. she was a 300 level student and resident of Lydia Hall and also a Virgin...

 

 English-ish!!!! 

 From the Department of English language 200lvl Success and Precious lol.uncle johnny was dating success and they broke up but they still talk on a regs. So they took a sexual stroll down to Cafe 10 then  when Success and Johnny were getting down,success called precious to come and join them.yea that's right it was an awesome threesome.wow it was just perfect.


Sex Sex Sex


 

 First shout out goes to Stephanie currently in 100lvl PSI and Eldred who is in 200lvl engineering are claiming love,news going round   say eldred used her picture as his wallpaper and she used his, we also hear she satisfies our urge from the opposite sex tracing to One Lisa.

  

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AMEBO FRIDAY- 17th FEBUARY 2017






PAPA CATCHES STUDENT PAIRING AT ODD HOURS IN SPORT COMPLEX

It got to us from our sources that two student where caught by Papa yes the chancellor at  the sport complex for pairing at odd hours last week Friday,it was known to us that even when papa was calling them they ignored and continued what they were doing unfortunately for them papa immediately sent his driver to grab them and took them to the chief security officer (C.S.O),that should let you know what can happen next.


FOOD POISON IN C.U

we got to know that last week Friday about 200 students were admitted at the health center for the so called food poison ,we got to know it was coming from the cafeteria 1 food but unfortunately instead of the administration to shut down the cafeteria and find out the real cause of the situation they put  all private food vendors on indefinite suspension , is that a wise decision coming from the DEAN?



WATER CHALLENGE IN CU

Don't understand why a first class private university would be having issues with lack of water in the whole school ,even the little water one gets  it comes out  whitish in color meaning their is a lot of chlorine inside it.This even affects the HEBRON WATER COMPANY because they cant supply the school water again they have to go outside canaanland to get a private water bottling company called AQUAFINA WATER to supply the whole school water. THIS IS DISAPPOINTING  we pray God solves it all.



DEATH OF A FEMALE STUDENT IN CU

It was got to us that the death of a female student was recorded today, Our sources don't confirm the real cause yet but we tend to dig deep.
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Thursday, February 9, 2017

Yes Finally we have the Second List Of The Most Fashionable Freshers 2016/2017

Yes we are back with the remainder of the list.
With so much anticipation and build up,yes it took a very long time because we wanted a worthy transparent list that can stand the test of time along side stand as the  opinion of quite a reasonable amount of people.

BUT all this comes with the fun THE LIST IS BACK !!!!!!

The last list we posted 4 guys , 5 ladies so this post would content the remainder (6 guys, 5 ladies)

  GUYS

Iyamah Eddie Jr 

@iam3ddi3
STYLE DEFINED
AVERAGE CONSISTENCY



  CHIDUMEJE DANIEL


@dumeje_
RISK TAKER
FASHIONISTA

OBA OLUADE



@obaoluade
FASHIONISTA
CONSISTENCY

EBUBE OSUJI


@ebubeosuji
Mix Match Master
Fashion King

PLANGKAT HAGGAI

@ddomesticggod
CONSISTENCY
RISK TAKER

ANIMEKE DOZIE

@itss_german
POTENTIAL
PRECISE


AND OUR MOST FASHIONABLE FIVE LADIES

It was quite difficult having to compile this list... maybe LESS fine girls or MORE fine girls  than previous Sets you guys decide.. we have them here


SEUN SHAW

@seun_shaw
SLAY QUEEN





   NWADINOBI
@nwadinobi_
MOST SOUGHT AFTER
FASHION SLAY QUEEN
NODEBEO

IG @nodebeo
RISK TAKER
MOST DESIRED
NAKUPENDA

IG : @nakupenda_
PRECISE
FAR DESIRED








       NIMEN DANGANA
@nimen_
PRECISE


THANKS FOR WAITING WE LOVE YOU GUYS...








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Sunday, February 5, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR MOTHER!!! PST FAITH ABIOLA OYEDEPO

                                                       AMEBO 5th  FEBRUARY 2017


       HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR DEAR MOTHER



sure,with every birthday,you get older.but you also get the wisdom to see whats truly beautiful,truly full of joy,truly yours to celebrate.on behalf of covenant university student and  #team amebonised we want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY indeed you've been a blessing to us all.

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AZUBIUKE INVADES LECTURE THEATRE


                                        AMEBO 4th  FEBRUARY 2017


INVASION  OF Mr Ezenwoke Azubike IN  LECTURE THEATER

It was known to us from our source that due to continuous report of students misbehavior  yeah you know what we mean  and misconduct that goes on during dark hours at the lecture theater, Mr Ezenwoke Azubike stormed the lecture theater to ensure all students vacated the lecture theater by 7:00 pm and also in the process we got reports that some students were caught in COMPROMISING SITUATIONS yeahh especially a very popular high class student , if we get the name  we give you.

Another One 

Azu visited the halls yesterday to enforce the Light Out by 12:30 policy .In daniel hall, all rooms with light on, the occupants were instructed to come down to the reception.

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Friday, February 3, 2017

#AmeboFriday FIRST THIS SEMESTER




The First  #AmeboFriday post of  the semester, what to expect this semester :::
Explosive Fun
Explosive Fun Explosive Fun
this semester we would be posting MIND BLOWING gists and our regular Personality of The Week,Brand Of The Week, Upcoming events,Picture of the Week and man more, i promise you dont want to miss out..

Yessss most GISTS RUMORS AND SUBS would be coming from you guys.
Send us through Instagram Twitter email (amebonised@yandex.com) we promise to keep you STRICTLY ANONYMOUS



RANDOM GIST
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AMEBO FRIDAY 3RD FEBRUARY 2017
COMPASS GANG::



News getting to us says the renowned COMPASS GANG is under going some challenges,as at last semester 5 major members of the gang were sent home on different issue ranging from Use Of Hard Drug to Bullying and Extortion including the Popular Felix, Tomike among others Wellington, right now news going round tells us that about 7 of the gang members were apprehended and have faced SDC for an offence which we investigated to be use of hard drug.We are on the follow up as we speak and we promise to update you fully when we get the news.


MASS RECALL OF SUSPENDED STUDENTS

Yes once again, we saw the mercy of the school management come to play, they recalled suspended students one week ahead of the scheduled time for return, after our findings we got stories going round that the return was for the students to get the compulsory 75% attendance for exams ...but if we can recall well during one of the chapel services this semester we heard the Dean Mr Azubiuke our good friend say "they wont be any attendance qualification adjustment for even suspended students" YES we are as confused as you. But we would keep to our JOB that is giving you SWEET updates



AZUS MEETING🔺


The Dean Of Students Affairs Mr Ezenwoke Azubike, as our correspondent of the Thursday Chapel service informed us amongst the other announcements called for a meeting for all DANIEL HALL GUYS, we are working to the get the agenda of the meeting but we suspect is to search the hall, as this is coming after series of search has been carried on in the hall alongside news building up during  the week that  some dry cleaners were found sleeping  in the hall plus  news that when the Dean visited the hall something was thrown at him. We would keep you updated on any development, trust us.


    


 MALEEK 


During the week we got a news from our source in John Hall saying a thief was caught in the hall, the thief is a student. Maleek is a student in Final year we also got that he was caught with various gadgets ranging from Ipods to Laptops and PACK OF CIGARETTE YES we said CIGARETTE, but you know the schools punishment for that EXPULSION, so we from here wishes MALEEK success in his future endeavors.


CHAPLAIN LAYS CURSE ON STUDENTS DURING CHOP


Hilarious one , our CHOP correspondent told us that the CHAPLAIN cursed students during this week CHOP  because of  Students only came in to SWIPE their cards ,our correspondent told us the curses came because students left after swiping and the chaplain kept calling them but no one seemed to answer, we here we dont know what you feel about a Man Of God cursing but its sure left to you.




LOW APPLICATION OF 200LVL STUDENTS FOR STUDENT COUNCIL POSITIONS


from our corespondent in the student council we got to find out that from the application opportunity to join the student council it was recorded that the 200lvl had the lowest amount of application for the available post followed by the 100lvl,we do not know the cause of this but we heard rumors that probably students dont want to be found as snitches for Mr Ezenwoke Azubike.



BEWARE!!!! UNDERCOVER HARD DRUG SELLER IN SCHOOL(UNCONFIRMED)


 An internal source informed us of a plan by the DSA  Mr Ezenwoke Azubike, the source told us   the plot was to find a way to apprehend students addicted to hard drugs. As we know the rise of use of hard drug has increasing fearingly in the past ... maybe not increased but just became noticeable.
We are on the watch for more developing stories..



PERSONALITY OF THE WEEK
CHIKE 
IG @officialchike

Rememeber we promised an Interview with CHIKE from TheVoice , yes we finally have it
> 1)How are you faring?, how is the music journey going?
I am doing very well and the music journey has been great. I thank God daily for the opportunity to share my music with the world 

> 2)Who gave you the name "Boo Of The BOOLESS" and what is the idea behind the name?
*laughing* well that's a secret that'll be revealed pretty soon

> 3)Your successful outing at the Voice was exceptional, Tell us your Best and Worst Experience?
It was an amazing unexplainable experience . I learnt a lot about music, gained exposure and grew an impressive follower base.
> 4)What a scale of 1 to 10 what would you score the support from CU students?
The support from CU has always been a 10 and I'm thankful & grateful for the support.

> 5)Tell us about your single "Fantasy" you released Decemebr 2016?

The name of the song is FancyU & its about me pouring out my feelings to a lady I'm in love with, irrespective of people's opinions

> 6)What are your plans for the current year, album, feature video and the rest?
The plans are HUGE & I definitely can't put it in words but my team & I are putting together a body work that my fans would definitely appreciate. 

> 7)Apart from Music do you venture into any other business?
Yes I do

> 8)We are sure you would have heard a lot of stories about the current day CU , what is your say on that?
Honestly I have not heard so much but I can bet things are still the same. CU is a wonderful school that instills a lot into its students & I'm sure their standards are increasing by the minute.

> 9)CU is known to be a very strict school with all time-taking events, how did you combine both music and academics?
Well,I studied when I had to and wrote songs when i had free time. sometimes I had to take a break from creating music but I never lost touch my passion.

> 10)You sure have a large fan base looking up to you, what is your advice to he students pursuing music?
It is possible. but my advice is education first. Once you have a good degree, every other thing will fall into place

Thank you

WE Fulfilled promise, still expect more Special Personalities.

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